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Sorry allSantorumRick SantorumIowa caucusesSantorum 2012

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you know i will always love you

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Dear WGD,My 14 year old son keeps trying to talk to me about video games which I've never played, and I told him if he wanted to have a conversation with me he should read some literature and not grow up an illiterate heathen. He retorted that video games have potential to be a whole new art form and people just don't realize or appreciate it. We wound up with a compromise wherein I am

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Here's a new section of my column dedicated to the Bachelor's out there. I call it the Bachelor's Almanac.EARLY FEBRUARY:i don't care what the "calendar" says: it is Spring already. do you know how i know this? the girls are smiling more, giggling more, etc -- and they all already are looking great. All of them. Every goddamn one. thus:make your rebukes more playful;try to make your appearance

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Well, the World's Greatest Dad is proud to continue bringing you guys advice & sage knowledge FREE OF COMMERCIAL INTERESTS. Lot's of other "blogs" out there are popping-up Google ads like they're got-damn daffodils. But here at W'sGD , my reader only get 100% pure love. Onto this week's question:Dear World's Greatest Dad,Q: My son's sixth birthday is coming up, and i promised him we could have

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The World's Greatest Dad is way behind on his correspondence due to recent legal gambits by his much-loved (and currently agreeing to avoid litigation) wife. The less said the better on that one -- don't want to upset the kids!Son, no matter what, you need to remember that your mother and your father (but especially your father) love you unconditionally, no matter what state i rent this dingy

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..WHO IS DESCRIBED BY MY SON AS HIS "HERO" [DESPITE HAVING A SEMI-COMPROMISED STATE OF MANHOOD] AND WHO INSPIRES UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS IN SENSITIVE KIDS LIKE MY SON WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND AND WHO ISN'T ABLE TO DISTINGUISH REALITY FROM DRUG-ADDLED ROBOTMEN:[re: "...the 36-year-old would race with the Astana team, taking no salary or bonuses, and post results of all anti-doping blood tests

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Q: Dear World's Greatest Dad,My son just turned three, and I will probably have to start doing "grown-up" things like meeting teachers and other parents very soon. The problem is, I'm a work-at-home graphic designer who basically wears sneakers and punk rock t-shirts everyday. How can i upgrade the wardrobe to look like a Real dad without looking like every boring schmuck out there?

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Thanks for dropping into my office to give me the Father's Day card you made, big guy. I cant believe you figured out how to make it a pop-up card which folded out into a crude likeness of me on a fishing boat. Great job--you know i would love to take you fishing one day. Way to anticipate that action item that i am very much at work on. You even spelled "love" L-U-V. Adorable. that's a

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Q: I have 3 awesome boys, who I love to spend time and I am looking for someone respectful, attractive, and good fathering skills. But it seems hard to meet a man who wants to settle down. The single bars are really depressing, and the decent single men I meet aren’t looking for a committed relationship. What can I do to find a man who is ready to tie the knot, to spend a life together? What can

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Q: I read this Man Cave on the internet:http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/04/16/mancave.irpt/index.htmlCan every man need to order a Man Cave? Why? I want to have one, and want to say reasons to my wife that I need to have a Man Cave.Thanks,Cave-Curious, Omaha NBWorld's Greatest Dad answers: Whoa there, cowboy: a link that's labeled "Man Cave" may give some of my readers the wrong idea (why, i

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Q: I'm worried about gun violence in schools. I can't always be there to protect my son; what can i do to prepare him in case something happens?--Gun-shy in GulfportWorld's Greatest Dad answers: You're instincts are correct, Gun-shy, in wanting to teach your son how to handle himself in such a situation. Lord knows that the teachers will be, as in all things, totally useless.But the fact is that

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Q: Daddy, there's no such thing as Monsters, right?A: Oh, how i wish that were the case, my little one.But no one can keep you safe from beasts like these. The only thing that keeps them from ripping you and your mommy to pieces is dumb luck. We are literally helpless to their depravity and will never, ever be safe.What's that you say dear Reader? Cover the existence of these abominations with

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Q: Will my wife have a sense of humor when she's pregnant?A: NO.

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