Q: I have 3 awesome boys, who I love to spend time and I am looking for someone respectful, attractive, and good fathering skills. But it seems hard to meet a man who wants to settle down. The single bars are really depressing, and the decent single men I meet aren’t looking for a committed relationship. What can I do to find a man who is ready to tie the knot, to spend a life together? What can I do to convince the right man that he should spend his life with me?
World's Greatest Dad answers: Want to convince a man that you’re marrying material? Try getting fat and/or complaining at great volume all the time—I know lots of women who seem to have found that successful.